Hey everybody, do you know what time is it?
Is time for the April Winchell Show!
And now here she is . . . Rachel Winters!
They're here!
They're new!*
They're not available anywhere else!
They're the highlight reels from 8 years of toiling in obscurity on Los Angeles radio!
*Technically, of course, this isn't new. It’s pretty
much the same crap you’ve been listening to for years, but now it’s
packaged differently. It’s kind of the scrapple of comedy, only not as appetizing. The point is, they're only $1 each, and I get 75¢ of that pie, so
let's get going here! These reels are easily worth that much, since
all of the stammering, bullshitting and forgetting what I was going to
say has been edited out for your listening pleasure, leaving you with
an almost coherent stream of something
resembling entertainment. |
